"Dick Cheney wouldn't even confirm that she's gay. She just says that she touches her roommate in an undisclosed location." –Bill Maher "Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go f**k yourself' so many times, she finally tried it." –Bill Maher.
Comedy Central Jokes - Loni Love: On Dick Cheney - Anybody that can shoot somebody in the face, and then that person apologizes to him? That.
# Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the details of the Enron meetings. This is what he said. He met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time at an undisclosed location.
Sep 06, · Former VP Dick Cheney tells CNN's Wolf Blitzer the Bush administration "made exactly the right decisions" on Iraq.